Croc Knock
8:28 pm 03/25/08
Finally! Someone has the courage to speak out against the abomination that are “Crocs!” But Miss Fancy Rants does point out that there is one - only one - redeeming quality about these monstrosities:
There is one positive thing about Crocs, and only one. You know those people who are out there sporting Crocs would be wearing flip flops or open toe sandals if they didn’t have those hideous Crocs on. There is nothing I hate more then having to see feet exposed in ugly footwear.
Amen, sister. She also links to an I Hate Crocs blog, which features a link to - yes! - an I Hate Crocs tee-shirt store!
[…] Erin at A Dress A Day bought them in black, and wound up returning them: “I wanted them to work, badly, but they were too narrow across the ball of the foot, and the last thing you want in a low-cut shoe is overflow.” Indeed. And she had one further objection: “Also, I don’t like peep-toes where you only see one toe; it feels too ‘my talon, let me show you it,’ to me.” Which leaves “Hali” with one discernible redeeming social value: it’s not a Croc. […]