Pursey
The Missus enjoys fashion and beauty shows, and is watching “Project Runway” right now. I noticed that many of the male contestants seem quite female, and vice-versa. But I digress. The “celebrity judge” is Kate Spade, who according to The Missus is the Absolute Lord God Queen of Purses. I learned that Kate Spade is the sister-in-law of David Spade (who has a star on the H’wood sidewalk thing, didja know?). I’ll admit that some of the purses are cute in a whimsical way, but beyond that, I am absolutely baffled by an obsession such as this. I mean, she LOVES Kate Spade purses. Me, she loves. The purses, she LOVES. Even more than shoes. Than SHOES, people! That’s serious. She told me that I’m lucky that she’s addicted to purses, rather than cocaine.
Some purses can be more expensive than cocaine. Be afraid, Dave…be very afraid!
Congratulations, Dave, you officially know more about purses than I do. I’m pretty sure I’m a real girl, but I don’t get the purse thing, either. Or shoes, really.
Socks, OTOH. I LOOOVE socks.
Sure: it all starts with a little Coach bag…which then leads to Kate Spade bags..and next thing you know, you are living in a cardboard box while trying to score the latest Prada or Gucci…
Nobody told me about Kate Spade purses! Why didn’t anyone tell me? Oh the shame of it all! I could really use one of those little chartreuse bags. Wait ’til I tell Hubby . . . I’m sure he will thank you personally (heehee).
Purses and shoes are fun because you are never too chubby to wear them!