The Breck Candidate
Much ado in the media about John Edwards formally declaring his candidacy for the office of President Of The United States Of America. Wait a minute - isn’t Obama the media darling? Obama must have been just a passing fancy, relegated briefly to “yesterday,” because now the media have glommed onto Edwards, perhaps because, like so many media types, he cares about his hair. Not just like a regular guy; no, John Edwards cares a lot about his hair. Whatever his principles, vision, goals, and dreams, one thing you can count on: John Edwards CARES About His Hair. You can take that to the bank. And media types just love pretty people who fuss over their hair - why, he seems just like them when he does this!
Sorry, but the only time that this level of preening and primping should be tolerated in a man is if his name is Tony Manero and the year is 1977.
December 28th, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Wow — it’s like we were joined at the hip or something.
That’s the first video I scrambled for today. Heh.
December 29th, 2006 at 8:32 am
Yep, he does care about the hair.