So it’s gotten to the point now where a woman can’t shave her head without being accused of complete lunacy. Honestly, have you people never seen a bald woman before? In all honesty, I don’t think that Britney shaving her hair off is a sign of instability or mental illness. Checking in-and-out of rehab eighteen times in one week, on the other hand…

But on a lighter note, Miss Lone Star Big Sky has compiled a list of the Top Ten Messages Left on Britney Spears’ Answering Machine. Here’s a sample:
7. “NASA calling — we think you might be astronaut material.”
The rest are just as good.