Vote For A Vampire!
Would you vote for a man called “The Impaler” to be the President of the United States? Check out one of his platforms:
I AM ASKING FOR EVERYONE TO PLEASE FORGET ABOUT MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. YES I AM A SATANIC VAMPYRE, AND A HECATE WITCH……. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM RUNNING ON………. IT’S VERY SIMPLE, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE AND HAVE CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS, KILLERS, DRUG DEALERS AND TERRORISTS IMPALED, INSTEAD OF GETTING OFF EASY THEN VOTE FOR ME. IT’S THAT SIMPLE…
If he did manage to get elected, I suspect that no one would ever dare use the term “lame duck” to describe him.
October 20th, 2007 at 8:02 am
I’m sorry, but I could never vote for someone who types in all caps.
October 21st, 2007 at 10:40 am
I was going to say EXACTLY what ajtooley said.
October 21st, 2007 at 11:58 am
Now see, if Swamp Thing was running for office, I’d vote for him…
October 21st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Why, thank you, Sam!
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Nine Nibbles
I’ve been very naughty about reading blogs lately, but I intend to get back into the habit of cruising my blogroll daily so I can stay on top of what’s happening in my favorite folks’ lives. (Sleep? Who needs sleep?) So, here’s …