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October 20th, 2007

Vote For A Vampire!

Would you vote for a man called “The Impaler” to be the President of the United States? Check out one of his platforms:

I AM ASKING FOR EVERYONE TO PLEASE FORGET ABOUT MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. YES I AM A SATANIC VAMPYRE, AND A HECATE WITCH……. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM RUNNING ON………. IT’S VERY SIMPLE, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE AND HAVE CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS, KILLERS, DRUG DEALERS AND TERRORISTS IMPALED, INSTEAD OF GETTING OFF EASY THEN VOTE FOR ME. IT’S THAT SIMPLE…

If he did manage to get elected, I suspect that no one would ever dare use the term “lame duck” to describe him.

5 Responses to “Vote For A Vampire!”

  1. I’m sorry, but I could never vote for someone who types in all caps.

  2. I was going to say EXACTLY what ajtooley said.

  3. Now see, if Swamp Thing was running for office, I’d vote for him…

  4. Why, thank you, Sam! :-)

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