Vote For A Vampire!

3:26 am 10/20/07

Would you vote for a man called “The Impaler” to be the President of the United States? Check out one of his platforms:

I AM ASKING FOR EVERYONE TO PLEASE FORGET ABOUT MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. YES I AM A SATANIC VAMPYRE, AND A HECATE WITCH……. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM RUNNING ON………. IT’S VERY SIMPLE, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE AND HAVE CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS, KILLERS, DRUG DEALERS AND TERRORISTS IMPALED, INSTEAD OF GETTING OFF EASY THEN VOTE FOR ME. IT’S THAT SIMPLE…

If he did manage to get elected, I suspect that no one would ever dare use the term “lame duck” to describe him.

by david Misc

5 comments

  1. I’m sorry, but I could never vote for someone who types in all caps.

    comment by ajtooley — October 20, 2007 @ 8:02 am

  2. I was going to say EXACTLY what ajtooley said.

    comment by Margi — October 21, 2007 @ 10:40 am

  3. Now see, if Swamp Thing was running for office, I’d vote for him…

    comment by Sam — October 21, 2007 @ 11:58 am

  4. Why, thank you, Sam! :-)

    comment by MarkFL — October 21, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

  5. Nine Nibbles

    I’ve been very naughty about reading blogs lately, but I intend to get back into the habit of cruising my blogroll daily so I can stay on top of what’s happening in my favorite folks’ lives. (Sleep? Who needs sleep?) So, here’s …

    trackback by Electric Venom — October 22, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

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