Quittin’ Time!

6:04 am

I’ve seen bits-n-pieces of the modern cult classic “Office Space” and…well, I just don’t get it. It’s just way too predictable and the characters are simply too-broad caricatures. Mostly. But I understand that the movie is hailed as genius by fans of Jon Stewart and such. So although I’m not a big fan of the movie, this list of the “10 Signs It Might Be Time To Quit Your Job” sure did make me smile. Among the ten that ring the most true for me:

10) The best part of your day is listening to the radio on your morning commute. You’re actually disappointed when you arrive in the parking lot and have to turn off your car.

9) You break into a cold sweat when you suddenly realize how trivial everything really is, and yet how insane your co-workers get over things anyways.

3) You cautiously start using idiotic work clichés at every opportunity, like “let’s have a come to Jesus meeting,” or, “Let’s peel back the onion,” assuming someone is finally going to call you on your ridiculousness. But no one ever does, and instead they start using your clichés in their next presentation.

Go read it all, and laugh knowingly.

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